The first thing I would do, is exactly what they tell me not to.

Don’t forget to follow @FrigginRandom on Twitter, for the latest fire safety tips that are completely pointless!

This is 1000 times creepier than the original movie.

For the person who was so extremely diligent and observant in their work here. I believe that you should have a co-worker proof-read your signs before releasing them to the public.

The kid is going to go far in life!

I do not believe that Hydrogen will bring back the 40 billion dollars you lost over the past few years. Maybe you should try to save the Whales.

Give it a few years Jesus and this will be possible. Never loose hope, and keep living the dream!

Your friend in randomness,
Matthew

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This must be the dog my neighbor owns. It loves to bark at the most convenient times in the night!

DUANE – Little Mac BRANDO – Mike Tyson
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