Archive for July, 2009

Mike Hawk

Toad from Maria is an Asshole

This absolutely proves it.

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FrigginRandom

Today is a celebration

Of this Bunnies little cuteness. Yay!

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Matthew Alexander

I do not believe you are telling the truth sir

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Matthew Alexander

Link: The Later Years (Legend of Zelda)

Decades after the fall of Ganon, Link works a 9-5 desk job at a corporation. Things didn’t work out with Zelda, he squandered his money, and his boss is, well, a Boss.

I hope this doesn’t happen to Mega Man. :(

[via YouTube, duh!]

FrigginRandom

It’s Pee and Poo

Ewwww…

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FrigginRandom

Jack Sparrow buys Adidas

So should you.

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Matthew Alexander

Distractions are uh… where was i?

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Matthew Alexander

Naked Cowboy the Mayor of New York City

I am sure plenty of you nerds have heard of this so called “Naked Cowboy”. Robert Burck has made more money in a few days than you ever will see in a year from strumming a guitar dressed only in cowboy boots, hat and tight-ey whiteys, asking tourists to pay a fee to take a picture with him. This goofball plans to run for mayor on a platform of “bringing transparency to a whole new level.”

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A statement announcing a news conference on Wednesday to launch his candidacy said the Naked Cowboy’s platform would include a “stimulus package” for small business.

“No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me,” says Burck.

I say good luck. If you can get a Naked Cowgirl like this one below on times square you have my vote!

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[thanks – yahoo!}

Joeb454

Zach Galifianakis Motivational Posters

The knife is not so bad. Especially when carrying a little doll. That kinda equals things out, right?

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pernfilman

Upstanding Citizen, NOT!

Look at this fuck head, I just wish his message was more clear…

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