A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.

On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O. read more…

AskMen.com’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women is an annual list compiled by AM readers and staff, ranking the famous females deemed to be the year’s most alluring. Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The result is a list that acts as the definitive gauge for identifying what modern men desire most in their female companions. After a month-long voting period that saw more than 10 million votes cast, the ballots have closed, the tallying is complete, and the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009 are ready to be revealed.

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MMA News

Russian heavy-weight champion Fedor Emelianenko will take on contender Brett Rogers this weekend in an all out battle.  The fight will air free on CBS at 9:30 ET.  The fight is being presented by Strikeforce and Fedor’s own M-1 Global promotion company.  Showtime will be airing the “Fight Camp 360” on Wednesday, which chronicles the fighter preparation leading up to the fight.  Fedor’s 30-1 record will be put to the test against Roger’s outstanding 10-0 record.  Fedor’s last fight came on January 24, 2009 when he fought former UFC champ Andrei Arlovski, where he knocked out Arlovski at 3:14 seconds into the first round. His last fight was scheduled to be on August 1^st, 2009 against Josh Barnett, but Barnett was denied his license after testing positive for steroids.  Roger’s last fight was also at the demise of Arlovski back on June 6^th when he knocked him out in 0:22 seconds.  This is sure to be a great fight.

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Well, if you believe that old Seinfeld episode, there’s good naked and there’s bad naked. Frankly, we’re pretty happy with any kind of naked we can get! All of these date ideas will require you to be sans clothing to make it work, and we think you’ll be pretty happy with the ultimate results.

Just to lay it bare from the start, these are not by any means date ideas you can use to impress a lady on the first night. Similarly, if you two haven’t rolled in the sack yet, it’s probably not a good idea to force nudity. For long-term couples, however, we say go for it and get into it! Compiled by $30 Date Night, here is a list of the top five date ideas you can do naked.

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Dragon Age: Origins
Platform: XBOX360
Publishers: Electronic Arts
Genre:RPG

This game is going to be fantastic. The character customization, moral decision making, and the party-based combat make this game the bar-setter for future RPGs. Ever since Fable 2 was released, I couldn’t find a game to satisfy my craving for a top notch RPG. Like Fable 2, the decisions you make in Dragon Age: Origins in your youth shape how you view the world, and how it views you. Most RPG games tend to be morally biased, usually killing someone is bad, and saving someone is good. But what if the person you saved ends up killing hundreds? Unlike other RPGs, Dragon Age: Origins doesn’t want to make you make good or bad decision, but would rather have you make decisions that are appropriate for the situation you’re currently in.
There is also an approval rating systems, based on how much a character views you, you could find new side quests. How you end up completing those side quests could gain you new abilities or increase ones you already have. If you complete a side quest and the character who game it to you doesn’t like your work, you can lose the ability, but you could always gain their trust back.
Overall this game looks fantastic, and I look forward to playing it Nov 3rd when it comes out. I will post an update and have more images and videos of the game.

Halloween is almost here. Here are 3 drinks you can make at your Halloween party to liquor up your guests and maybe then, you can scare them with your own lame paranormal story.

Absolute Monster Cocktail
Ingredients:
4 oz Seagram’s Vanilla Vodka
4 cubes Ice
4 oz Monster energy drink

Directions:
Combine the Absolut vanilla vodka, Monster energy drink and ice cubes in a blender. Blend until slushy, pour into a highball glass, and serve.

Serve in a Highball Glass

After Dark Cocktail
Ingredients:
1/3 oz Coffee Liqueur
1/3 oz Irish Cream
1/3 oz Licor 43

Directions:
Layer, in order.

Jagermonster
Ingredients:
1 oz Jagermeister
5 oz Orange Juice
1 dash Grenadine

Directions:
Pour Jagermeister over ice in a 12 oz highball or old-fashioned glass. Add a dash of grenadine, add orange juice, and serve.

Need more Halloween drinks? Visit DrinkSwap.com for more.

Top 10 funny porno titles
10. A Beautiful Behind
9. Womb Raider
8. Schindler’s Fist
7. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
6. Glad he ate her
5. Driving Into Miss Daisy
4. Riding Miss Daisy
3. Batman in Robin
2. Blowjob Impossible
1. Dyke Hard

Michael Jackson’s This Is It: The IMAX Experience
Rates PG | Opens today October 28, 2009 | Runtime:1 hr. 51 min

This is It has been digitally re-mastered into the image and sound quality of The IMAX Experience® with proprietary IMAX DMR® (Digital Re-mastering) technology. Michael Jackson’s This Is It will offer Jackson fans and music lovers a rare , behind-the-scenes look at the performer as he developed, created and rehearsed for his sold-out concerts that would have taken place beginning this summer in London.

Now, I’ve been a Michael Jackson fan for a long time but never got to see him in concert. Given his untimely death I will never get to see him perform live, but this movie is the closest thing to that. It’s well put together and lets you see the part of Michael that the media didn’t focus on. I give this movie two thumbs up!

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don ‘t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO …. Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION…..

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Twitterholic.com roams the twitter universe, reading line after line of useless information like, “i am eating a sanwich, nom nom nom,” and after doing some uber geek stats compiles a list of twitterholics.  Since here at FR was have nothing better to do, we put together a picture list of the top 10 for your enjoyment.

10. Oprah Winfrey

Bio: Live Your Best Life
Followers: 2,444,664 Friends: 17

 Oprah peddles her bookclub in 140 characters or less.

9. Barrak Obama

Bio: 44th President of the United States
Followers: 2,469,112 Friends: 753,165

 Complicated healthcare reform, one tweet at a time.

8. John Mayer

Bio: Recording/Sandwich Artist
Followers: 2,475,571 Friends: 71

 Girls love this guy, why? I don’t know.

7. Ryan Seacrest

Bio: Get official tweets from Ryan and his producers about the radio shows, American Idol and breaking news from Hollywood!
Followers: 2,493,029 Friends: 124

 High-five a blind guy!

 6. Twitter

Bio: Always wondering what everyone’s doing.
Followers: 2,547,445 Friends:62

 Twitter follows itself!

5. Kim Kardashian

Bio: Armenian Princess
Followers: 2,547,900 Friends: 64

 Make a homemade porno, become famous!

4. CNN

Bio: CNN.com is among the world’s leaders in online news and information delivery.
Followers: 2,793,059 Friends: 17

 Chasing down ground breaking stories that will change our lives… like Balloon Boy.

 
3. Britney Spears

Bio: Yes! This is the real Britney Spears! We’ve got updates from her team, her website and yes, even Britney herself!
Followers: 3,584,060 Friends: 431,583

 Yes, Britney may even post a tweet!

2. Ellen Degeneres

Bio: Find Ellen’s monologue, celebrity photos and videos, games, giveaways, how to get tickets and more on The Ellen Show website.
Followers: 3,591,281 Friends: 610

 Lesbianism at its finest.

AND #1 is…drum roll please…

1. Ashton Kutcher

Bio: I make stuff, actually I make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.
Followers: 3,860,073 Friends:254
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