We see them every day. Billboards cover the landscape along roadways and buildings throughout the world and most of the time they’re about as exciting as the blank backgrounds they cover.

Every once in a while however, there are a few diamonds in the rough that might actually make you laugh. These instances are few and far between but when you see them you can definitely appreciate them. Here’s a few of our favorites. Enjoy.

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You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
“Hey, y’all watch this!”

You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
“Gentlemen, start your engines.”

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.

You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos.”
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Check out today’s Top 5 Random Hotlinks

What could be a bigger waste of time than Facebook games? What? Writing an article on Facebook games? Shut up. (EgoTV)

Looking for a new Pet? Don’t want the typical dog, cat, or monkey? Check out a top 10 list of Odd Pets.(OddPets)

Have you tried the new Google Eminent Domain feature? (CollegeHumor)

You finally got that perfect 10 looking girl to want to date you…problem is shes a pain in the ass. What do you do? (AskMen)

Palin talks on Oprah about her daughters baby’s daddy’s spread for playgirl, eewww. (TMZ)

Daily 5 Random Hotlinks

Madoff had made-off (like that hu?) with everyone’s money. Now the state is auctioning off their stuff and raise about $1 million… Just 29,999,000 to go! (CBS News)

The chill in the air means one thing… asses in the hot seats at theaters all over the country. Hollywood loves a captive audience and ‘Tis the season, so for the next 2 months or so we can expect some big bombs dropping weekly.

Of course, that means there’s a chance for some heavy BOOB action and the opening salvo doesn’t disappoint. We’re finally getting to those warm cozies when there’s simply too much cleavage to cover with anything other than a string bikini. But we do soldier on.

So here are the best bets for this week’s EgoTV BOOB Watch — Box Office Opening Babes.

Everyone has an idea, but does that mean it needs to be patented? Apparently, YES. Check out some of these crazy patents.

For those women who forget what time of month it is, check out the Calandar Underwear.

 Men, have you ever been too tired to stand up to use the urinal? Or maybe to wasted and you want to rest. Check out the Urinal Headrest! Rest your head and piss at the same time!

Are you a fat slob? Tried every died out there and nothing works? Check out the anti-eating face mask! Comes in various colors and you can accessorize!

Check out the whole list at 15 Most Bizarre Patents

Top 5 Random Must Reads

Even Academy Award winners are suffering from financial woes this recession. Actor Nicolas Cage lost two homes in New Orleans worth a total of $6.8 million in a foreclosure auction Thursday. Maybe he should ask Mr. Hubbard to give him some of that Scientology monies. (Yahoo) 

Video games rock. Check out the Top 10 Hardest video games of all time. (AskMen)

How piracy pushed two unknown music and video sites into the Internet’s major leagues. They digital equivalent of the Somalian coastline.(Forbes)

A 74-year-old man said to be the oldest graffiti vandal ever captured in Los Angeles County was arrested Friday. Awesome! (myFoxLA)

In Brazil, famed for its tiny bikinis and carefree attitude, a university student has been expelled after violent protests by students outraged at the short outfit she wore on campus. Really? Who would get pissed off at hot girls wearing almost nothing? I ain’t going to Brasil then! (Reuters)

Today’s Top 5 Random Must Reads

While filming a TV project, pro paddleboarder Jaime Mitchell got a close up of a whale tale. (TMZ)

So many awesome games this month, like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You gotta check out which ones to spend your money on. (Maxim)

Bombing the sh*t out of the moon may have been a good idea, it led us to find water! (AskMen)

The anti swine-flu holy water dispenser…need I say more? (Reuters)

For those who travel, check out the best international pick up lines. (egoTV)

ENVY Expo VIP Ticket Contest

What is the Envy Expo you say? It its an expo with cutting edge and classic products. You can see the the New LOTUS EVORA. The Lamborghini Club of Los Angeles will be there showing off their cars.

Nathan Sawaya who is an artists who uses wierd ass stuff to create his masterpieces. He has created a conceptual woman out of lego bricks and all kinds of crazy stuff.

You can also check out some crazy weapons made by Peter Gronquist. You may have see some of his work in the movie Bruno.

For those of you who love shoes, there will be a shoe expo where designers will show off all the latest and greatest they’ve come up with.

You can win these tickets at EgoTV so check it out!