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I love tasers, because they’re guns and they electrocute people. But why stop there? How about a knife that drowns people or a flame thrower that kicks victims in the sweets? Hopefully the scientists at The Institute of Scientific Science are working hard to turn these dreams into reality.

I wonder if this is considered cruelty in today’s world?

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I would prefer to stuff about 10 Chuiauahs in this bag, drive as fast as I can towards a wall reaching speeds up to 100mph, turn the wheel ever quickly initiating a sweeping drift, then jump out just before the side plunges into the wall ridding the world of a few more of these annoying little creatures.

Did you not know that “toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting?” It is! Luckily, in 2009, you can buy something to wipe your ass for you! Where’s the Shamwow guy when you need a good salesman?

I would not be this excited.

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credit – Brennan Moore