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About me:

“That’s not Chuck Norris doing push-ups – that’s Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.”

“Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.”

“When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.”

“When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris”

“Industrial logging isn’t the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks”

“Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.”

“Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.”

Modern Warfare 2, is the most awesome game out now. Sold over $310million in about 24 hours. Here is one of the reasons this game is so cool.
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Yo, little dude! I know that you probably want to look as big as possible and mark your territory, but I would really recommend laying off the macho show.

You could use payday loans to buy a camera and take as many frigging random pictures as you want

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You know you’re the bosses fav’ when you get this desk space.

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Hey, they may not have given me much elbow room but at least they didn’t stick me in a box. Although it kinda sucks that every time they have to put paper in the printer, my chair gets a little lower.

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