Matthew Alexander

Website: http://www.frigginrandom.com

About me: Follow me on Twitter: @matthewglen. Contact me via, matt [at] frigginrandom dot com. I am all that is Friggin Random. Plus a few other losers too unimportant to mention. It could be Equaliz3r or not.

Let us pray for this poor soul…

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left.

Indonesia Hindu Cremation Ceremony

Cause I’ve been eatin’ and poopin’ so long that
Even my ma’ma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never crossed a bull that didn’t deserve it
Me, be treated like a calf, you know that’s unheard of
You better watch how you mooin’, and where you pooin’
Or you and your heard might be lined in grass
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc’-
As they croak I see myself in the stampede smoke, fool
I’m the kinda B the little calfies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin prayers in the moon light

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You’ll get hit when you least expect it.

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I am not sure what is funnier. The Bear freaking out or the Japanese talking.

I now have concluded that the Bear wins the funny contest. Yay!

This is just amazing!

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He has an unusual problem. Because of this problem he suffers from depression and often runs away.

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This man is a true hero.

Looks like you forgot to connect the air tank!

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I did not know time travel was even possible without a Flux Capacitor?

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Harry Potter knows what it feels like to be a little different. I think he just lost all his chances with Hermoine.