Matthew Alexander

Website: http://www.frigginrandom.com

About me: Follow me on Twitter: @matthewglen. Contact me via, matt [at] frigginrandom dot com. I am all that is Friggin Random. Plus a few other losers too unimportant to mention. It could be Equaliz3r or not.

I think it is trying to fly in the last picture.

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I would laugh at this Chihuahua even if it was not dancing!

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He has multiplied!

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They make you laugh, cry, scream, and sometimes if you are old enough, give you a heart attack. Comics have been around longer than humans have been writing history on paper. The first comics put their creativity on cave walls. Egyptians mocked cultures and gods by etching into stone monuments. And famous cartoonists such as Stan Lee have massed fortunes putting comics down on paper. Although fortunes like Lee’s are very rare, the internet has brought a whole new way for writers to bring their creations to the public and become somewhat of an internet phenomenon.

After spending countless hours eating an entire box of Wheat Thins and drinking a few beers I have finally managed to find the 7 funniest webcomics you should seriously be reading. Make no point in arguing as I know that these are the best because I put them on this list. If you do have a good one to suggest put a link to it in the comments. I love finding new and exciting comics to get me through the boring monotony that is my life.

7. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

SMBC is probably one of the most random comics you will come across today. You never really know what to expect with each witty and cleverly drawn comic. I picked this because the name reminds me of those early Saturday mornings when I would wake up before everyone and read some comics while eating me favorite cereal.

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Unless those pens are filled with explosives, this guy’s a d*ck.

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Use the vine whip!

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I found some funny stuff and a hot chick. You should look at it!

20 Borat Bikini Attention Whores – Afro Jacks

Fat Guy vs Camel, Screaming In Pain- Buzz Humor

Guard Punched As Desperadoes Flee With Diapers – Clumsy Crooks

Judge Willie Stroker – CrapVille

Spank Bank: Margot Waterhouse – Gorilla Mask

Get Fleshlight! Dating is soooo 2001. – Eat Liver

Rocks are retarted – Lol Pix

6 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To – Holy Taco

Busted by a video from another coworker, Domino’s Pizza employee Michael Anthony Setzer, 32, was charged with “distributing prohibited foods,” after he stuck cheese up his nose and then made sandwiches for customers with it.

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This takes me back to a simpler time of my youth when I worked at a Papa John’s Pizza. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. The short conversation went a bit like this…

Me: Hey, Anthony. A roach just fell on that guys pizza. Are you going to throw it away?

Anthony: Hmmm…(pauses for a full 10 seconds). He wants to be there so lets just leave him alone. I’ll just add a few extra olives around it and nobody will know.

After a few minutes of going through the oven the pizza was taken out, sliced, thrown in a box and sent on the short journey to be consumed by someone who obviously needed a little extra protein. We never got a complaint so I assume the roach died a noble death and the olive camoflage did its job well.

Just so you know I felt bad about it for about 5 minutes before I moved on with my life. Now Anthony is proudly serving our country as a United States Marine! Ooh RAH!