Matthew Alexander

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With winter drawing to a close and the coats find their way to the closet, I find myself wondering what kind of new coat trends will arrive come next winter? Since my brain functions on a somewhat abnormal level when I have downed 3 cups of coffee in a very short time span I now present you some unique options to help you in your choice. Feel free to takes these ideas to a clothing line. I only ask for some credit and a bit of cash when the idea gets purchased.

6. Chameleon

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What is a Chameleon?

This slow but sneaky creature loves to blend in with the surroundings. They often gather in groups just to get a laugh by freaking out tourists looking at local foliage. Main places to find Chameleons are in Africa and Madagascar, and other tropical regions. Recent research indicates that they do not typically change their color for reasons of camouflage, but instead use color changes as a method of communication, including to make themselves more attractive to potential mates.

Why it makes for an awesome coat.

This fine piece of genetically refined skin coat changes colors to blend in with your surroundings giving you the “felling” of invisibility. In more social situations the Chameleon coat boosts your self confidence making it easy to can change your personality and appearance with ease. While this doesn’t actually change your appearance on the outside it does improve how you feel on the inside. After all, isn’t that what really matters?

Kill them with chainsaws!

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Sunday morning cartoons were always one of the things I looked forward to as a child. My mom kept forcing me to watch the Educational toons but my brother and I always managed to switch the channel to something a bit more meaningful as soon as she turned her back.

These are some of the most ridiculous cartoons the I have personally seen yet love to watch time and time again. Remember kids, just because they are ridiculous doesn’t mean they suck. This really makes them some of the most brilliant shows ever created.

7. The Smurfs

First of all, tiny blue people that look to be in a place you might go upon death are a little creepy. Secondly they all keep fighting over one girl Smurf because for some reason the writers thought it would be better that way. Maybe they could do a Smurf Bukkake film in Japan and then it would not be so weird, at least porn is normal. How come they only have one old Smurf in the entire show? I think he represents the elder of the tribe and all must bend to his will no matter what.

The whole thing with a warlock trying to murder all the innocent Blue guys seems a bit ridiculous to me. I understand why the cat has some beef with them as he just needs a good diet, but this loony man has no reason to terrorize the little dudes. Leave the Smurfs alone!

After all this craziness I finally can ask the question, why are Smurfs blue anyways? The answer might have been found. Good luck in figuring this out. Regardless of how much this show doesn’t make sense, I found myself watching it every chance I could get.

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