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- Iron Man 2 Trailer Remix [kontraband]
- Country club sport, squash, becomes sexy [pugorama]
- Wierd ass wedding pictures [egotv]
- How to really make money in your spare time [naughtypictures]
- Hung like a first baseman [buzzfeed]
- Don’t drink and guard the castle [onehumor]
- Spring break at home? [collegehumor]
- A brunette’s worst nightmare [askmen]
- Where do I know this guy from? [afrojacks]
- Kill Kenny game [gamerst]
- IQ Quiz killer? Try ours!
There is a new trend sweeping the nether regions of girls everywhere. It’s called vajazzling. If you don’t know what it is, you need to know. Basically, you spruce up the vajayjay area with crystals and decorations. People were already using the Bedazzler for fixing up hats and jeans until someone thought, hey, why can’t I spruce up my vajayjay? At Completely Bare Spa in NYC you can get Swarovski Crystals put on your hoo-hoo area but the quality of what gets put on for decorations varies on where you go. If you go somewhere cheap, you might get stuff from the kids toy Bedazzle and some crayon painted butterflies. How long before someone does this with diamonds and rubies? Now that’ll be one expensive gal! This has been around for a while but it’s gained some momentum when Jenifer Love Hewitt went on the George Lopez Show and admitted to getting vajazzled. Check out the videos below.
Have you vajazzled yourself? Submit your pics to frigginrandom [at] gmail [dot] com. Just keep them rated R. No NC17 type stuff.
- 5 Video Game Twitter Accounts (CollegeHumor)
- Pogo stick to Shovel to Nuts (GorillaMask)
- Watch a Black-Eyed-Peas Video and win $100 (YepYep)
- The Beatles…1000 years later (EgoTV)
- 30 Foods you should never be without (AskMen)
- Camouflage Fail (EatLiver)
- 5 Reasons you should be scared of Apple (Cracked)
- 10 Strategies women use to get out of tickets (Atom)
The Rubik’s Cube
Then came the computer and robot cube solvers. People from all over the world created programs and robots to solve the Rubik’s Cube. Though most were sub-optimal, this one seems to have cracked the code. It can solve the Rubik’s Cube in under twelve seconds. What’s impressive is that this was made with a kids toy, the LEGO Mindstorm 
This is the first step in robot world domination. First they entertain us, solving puzzles that would take, in my case, months to solve. Then, they start running our errands and doing our daily chores. Before you know it, they all look like Arnold and turn on us. We will be hunted by SkyNet ’till every last one of us is gone. Unless, someone goes back in time to save John Connor.
So, next time you look at a Rubik’s Cube, just remind yourself that, one day, you will have robot overlords. They will hunt you down and instead of having cat pictures all over the web, they will be people pictures… icanhaspeople.
Now there’s another reason to continue drinking beer. Other than drowning my problems and celebrating holiday’s I didn’t even know existed just to feel that cold liquid refreshment, I learned it can save my life! Don’t let your wife or girlfriend tell you you’re getting too fat because you drink too much beer. Let her know that you are working on a natural body armor.
According to a UK paper The SUN, Snaz Martin, a local pub boss was stabbed with a three inch blade when he told a patron to leave the knife outside. When he was rushed to the doctor, he was told that the only thing that saved him was his fat belly. The fat he had was enough to protect his vital organs from being shanked to pieces.
What I have learned reading this article is that if someone brings a nice into a bar, chances are they will use it against you, so stay away. Second, if I continue drinking beer, my liver my give, but at least I know it won’t give to a stab wound.
Read the whole article here.
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Best Lion Shots
Mac instructions under the influence
Babes, need I say more?
Gonna slap everyone
Street Fighter Cosplay
I guess Valentines day didn’t go well for these two guys because two days after, they decided to fight on a pubic bus in Oakland. The result was a bloody face and the birth of this internet sensation. In three days, the original video had over two-million views. Now there are tons of remixes and spoofs of this fight all over youtube.
One thing you learn from all of these is; people love fights! And, in this video, there is an added element of race which makes for charged discussions on message-board and youtube comments. Those two aspects are what have made this an internet sensation.
The first video is the actual fight and what let up to it. There is a lot of cussing, so keep in mind its NSFW. Don’t end up like the trader who was looking at pr0n while they were interviewing someone behind him.
The second clip is probably one of the best remakes of the fight. Now how cool would it have been if he had a taser and used it. This video wouldn’t have been to far from the truth.
The last video an interview with the EPIC Beard Man after the fight. I don’t know how long after the fight this was. One thing you’ll realize is that this senior citizen is kind-of crazy. If a 67 year old crazy man can kick your ass, and not just kick your ass but do it epicly (is that even a word??) then you have no right to talk trash to anyone, ever.
via//urlesque
Finally! Someone figured out how to use the web and all its awesomeness for what it was intended for, screwing people over (and also watching people screw). I’m surprised it’s taken someone this long to create a site to help the criminal community. Why a would-be robber spends time outside houses, trying to time when the homeowner leaves and comes back baffles my mind. Why do all that hard work when you have PleaseRobMe.com. Geotagging and twitter combined into an easy to use criminal platform.
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What to do with the money if you win the lottery. BTW none of these involve going to Vegas. (Guyism)
Southwest tells Kevin Smith hes to fat to fly. Its nice to see he flies like us. (TMZ)
10 Hottest Italian Women. Now thatsah secksy, I like. (AskMen)
Random pics of hot women NSFW but not rated X (GorillaMask)
Armani Commercial… with Megan Fox… in her underwear (EgoTVOnline)
Honoring Bank Presidents Day (FunnyorDie)
100 amazing homes. Too bad I can’t afford any of them (2Leep)
YepYep is giving away a free iPod shuffle for signing up to a newsletter (YepYep)
Why use a plunger if you’ve got hands? (GeekArmy)
Friggin Random on Facebook, please Fan us, preferably with giant palm leave but Facebook will do. (Facebook)
