Dear Postal Worker

-For a country that, from a historical standpoint, is fairly young, we kicked your ass.
what the fuck do you mean by that?

-aids originated in Africa, not the US.
There's theories that AIDS was started by an american worker searchin for a poliomyelitis vaccine

-Unless you have a surplus of money, free or extremely cheap health care is currently still available to seniors in the US
Well, it's still the 72nd country in 191 for healthcare, according to WHO. And spend the most.

-If the poor in America are so hard off, why are most of the commercials, both in and out of the US, aimed at helping the poor in countries other than the US?
Because they have no healthcare at all. there is abject poverty for everyone, wheres America has a much larger spread.

-More Americans and American celebrities helped during the tsunami recovery in Sri Lanka, than British or British celebs.
Well, duh, there's more americans than brits. Obviously...

-The computer was NOT invented in Britain.
Incorrect. The computer was invented in either britain or germany, depending on your definition. Also, americans didn't invent the internet either.

-You can't spell worth a damn.
Thats nice. who cares? It's the net.

Hey girls, why don't you stop with all the U.S. vs. Britain shit? This is a lot like the" my daddy can beat up your daddy" crap that little kids do. Jesus christ, what a stupid fucking thing to argue about.

There's something that says postal workers have to be able to read? News to me. Even more, tey are supposed to care? News to everyone, especially postal workers.

the EXACT same thing happened to me! except it was folded right across the whole damn thing!

Most of you people are fucking idiots.

I deal with idiots all the damn time but this is horrendous.

Reply if you want, I won't be back to read any of them.

Don't worry everyone. Jason will come back!

And now for the rest of his life he gets folded mail.

Ouch, you can really feel some sympathy for that guy.

no no that postal work was a nigger for sure

Which tells us more as we ever wanted to know about Jeff.
Well Jeff, don't worry... you'll probably never have to worry about folded diplomas personally.
It's already a miracle that you can read and write...

That's it! I'm moving to Yorkshire and looking up my British friend so we can have wild monkey sex. Oh, Damn! I'll need my diploma.