On my birthday…

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jelous.

Post yours below!

Tagged as: birthday

Jay

I raped a crackhead because I'm sexy as Hell...
sami

I ate out the Cool-Aid man because that's how I ROLL!
QWERT

I ran naked with a Lesbian because I love marijuana
danielle

i ate out a pickle because i love marijuana!!!! lol funny shit but yet so true hehehe
bedjy

I Cuddled With A Jew Because I Have Double D's

Well They got One Part Right
slavechild

I smoked with a condom because I am gay
Rosenrot32

I ran naked with a whore because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
Nina_Maria

I needed a bisexual because thats how i roll.
Mary

I smoked with a porn star because thats how I roll
Absinthe

I stabbed a homo***** because im sexy as hell