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Madoff had made-off (like that hu?) with everyone’s money. Now the state is auctioning off their stuff and raise about $1 million… Just 29,999,000 to go! (CBS News)

The chill in the air means one thing… asses in the hot seats at theaters all over the country. Hollywood loves a captive audience and ‘Tis the season, so for the next 2 months or so we can expect some big bombs dropping weekly.

Of course, that means there’s a chance for some heavy BOOB action and the opening salvo doesn’t disappoint. We’re finally getting to those warm cozies when there’s simply too much cleavage to cover with anything other than a string bikini. But we do soldier on.

So here are the best bets for this week’s EgoTV BOOB Watch — Box Office Opening Babes.

Everyone has an idea, but does that mean it needs to be patented? Apparently, YES. Check out some of these crazy patents.

For those women who forget what time of month it is, check out the Calandar Underwear.

 Men, have you ever been too tired to stand up to use the urinal? Or maybe to wasted and you want to rest. Check out the Urinal Headrest! Rest your head and piss at the same time!

Are you a fat slob? Tried every died out there and nothing works? Check out the anti-eating face mask! Comes in various colors and you can accessorize!

Check out the whole list at 15 Most Bizarre Patents

Awesome picture of Earth at night.

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Top 5 Random Must Reads

Even Academy Award winners are suffering from financial woes this recession. Actor Nicolas Cage lost two homes in New Orleans worth a total of $6.8 million in a foreclosure auction Thursday. Maybe he should ask Mr. Hubbard to give him some of that Scientology monies. (Yahoo) 

Video games rock. Check out the Top 10 Hardest video games of all time. (AskMen)

How piracy pushed two unknown music and video sites into the Internet’s major leagues. They digital equivalent of the Somalian coastline.(Forbes)

A 74-year-old man said to be the oldest graffiti vandal ever captured in Los Angeles County was arrested Friday. Awesome! (myFoxLA)

In Brazil, famed for its tiny bikinis and carefree attitude, a university student has been expelled after violent protests by students outraged at the short outfit she wore on campus. Really? Who would get pissed off at hot girls wearing almost nothing? I ain’t going to Brasil then! (Reuters)

Today’s Top 5 Random Must Reads

While filming a TV project, pro paddleboarder Jaime Mitchell got a close up of a whale tale. (TMZ)

So many awesome games this month, like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You gotta check out which ones to spend your money on. (Maxim)

Bombing the sh*t out of the moon may have been a good idea, it led us to find water! (AskMen)

The anti swine-flu holy water dispenser…need I say more? (Reuters)

For those who travel, check out the best international pick up lines. (egoTV)