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Douchebag of the day: 04-22-2009

By Matthew Alexander on April 22nd, 2009 in Articles | Comments

Busted by a video from another coworker, Domino’s Pizza employee Michael Anthony Setzer, 32, was charged with “distributing prohibited foods,” after he stuck cheese up his nose and then made sandwiches for customers with it.

This takes me back to a simpler time of my youth when I worked at a Papa John’s Pizza. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. The short conversation went a bit like this…

Me: Hey, Anthony. A roach just fell on that guys pizza. Are you going to throw it away?

Anthony: Hmmm…(pauses for a full 10 seconds). He wants to be there so lets just leave him alone. I’ll just add a few extra olives around it and nobody will know.

After a few minutes of going through the oven the pizza was taken out, sliced, thrown in a box and sent on the short journey to be consumed by someone who obviously needed a little extra protein. We never got a complaint so I assume the roach died a noble death and the olive camoflage did its job well.

Just so you know I felt bad about it for about 5 minutes before I moved on with my life. Now Anthony is proudly serving our country as a United States Marine! Ooh RAH!