The Many Angry Faces of Christian Bale

By FrigginRandom on July 29th, 2009 in Articles | Comments

Now, I’m not saying that Christian Bale is typically an angry person, just that he has had his moments. The fact that he is always in the lime light and every frustrating moment of dumb ass Grips walking in the scene getting caught in media, sure doesn’t help. Though he is an actor and thus has some great facial expressions. We have a few pics that we found laying around the interweb that were taken by Paparazzi or from some films. Let us break them down and examine…

We see here a light frustration or disgust. Perhaps the buffet table didn’t have his favorite kind of cheese or the grapes where not slightly chilled as to his specifications.

Get the F*** out of my G.D. way you gutter crawling piece of… you get the idea.

I wouldn’t want to be singled out by this dude. It appears that he is giving some stern warning or directions to some sorry sap. You should have learned to follow directions in grade school, cuz now your gonna learn the hard way bloke!

Again with the pointing, didn’t anyone tell you that it’s rude?

You might recognize this from the totally sweet film American Psycho. It has recently come to my attention that a larger than expected number of my friends have not seen this movie, and I highly recommend that you do. This is just one of the many great faces that you will see “Patrick Bateman” display as he releases his frustrations upon unsuspecting Escorts of the evening.

Again, Patrick Bateman and his temper rising. Just don’t show him your business card!

I’m not sure what this kind gesture signifies, but I’m pretty sure that it’s directed at some friendly Paparazzi. Now if he just had his tonge stuck out at this moment, it would have added to the value of this piece.

Pouty Lip.  Jesus Christ, grow up.

Pouty lip with a bit of class. Would you like some cheese with your wine?

Best for last. I hope that we have all learned something today. If not about how to read Mr. Bale’s facial expressions, but at least about ourselves. Yeah whatever, just steer clear and nobody gets hurt.