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Beer Belly Master

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This is useful for one thing, but besides that, hit the gym dude!

FrigginRandom

Morbidly Obese Scary MoFo’s

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This dude is doing his best to be ready for the zombie apocalypse, but I somehow doubt that he can aim very well without his stubby little arms getting in the way. That won’t be an issue for long though, as he will be making up for all the lack of exercise when he has six hundred undead chasing his fat ass down.

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Gothopotamus’s cousin…. and she ain’t happy ’bout ya’ll making fun of her relatives.

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Speaking about relatives, here we have a couple of family photos. Someone forgot to water this family tree.

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Why so angry?
Is it because your parents didn’t love you when you where a baby, or is it because you ate them?

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Dear god, I hope you are just fat and not pregnant. Actually, I seriously doubt that anyone would get that close to you. But I’m sure that you’re a beautiful person on the inside. lol

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You have problem expressing your feelings, don’t you?

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It’s Oprah’s Fault

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Plug it Chimgam

I have re-named this game to ‘Plug it or get crapped on’.

pernfilman

How They Get Low Fat Milk

I always wondered how they did this. and it is nothing like what I thought.

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This is why you are fat

Oh how I love a juicy American burger.

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pernfilman

Kitty Diet Fail

You know it’s not the cats fault, he just eats what is put in front of him.
poor bastard….
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Matthew Alexander

Tombstone Pizza vending machine

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This is just another reason why the majority of American’s are over weight. Hopefully when planet Earth is dead and we all live on those totally awesome space ships, like in the movie “Wall-E”, people will finally see the gravity of the situation. Anyways…where can I find one of these?

FrigginRandom

Weapon of Choice, stick?

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