This five pound gummy bear costs $40 and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.
So go ahead and play with your food. If your mom tells you not to just slap that bitc… err lovely nice woman who brought you into this world.
Just might not be the kind you were looking for.
Hopefully you look at your candy before putting it in your mouth next time.
More random stuff we found to keep you from working:
Did Ashton Kutcher Cheat His Way to a Million Twitter Pals? – Gawker
Get More From Cheap Vodka Than a Hangover – LifeHacker
Sneezing In Ultra Slow Motion – Break
Denise Milani As A Sexy Police Officer – Clumsy Crooks
20 Athletes You Would Want with You in a Bar Fight – SloshSpot
7 Safety Products (for the Incredibly Paranoid) – Cracked
Pac-Man Trashes French Supermarket – Current
Learning Guitar to Get Laid – College Humor
Yes! My name is Dave! Thanks for the free drink! Daves 4 life!
