Everyone has an idea, but does that mean it needs to be patented? Apparently, YES. Check out some of these crazy patents.

For those women who forget what time of month it is, check out the Calandar Underwear.

 Men, have you ever been too tired to stand up to use the urinal? Or maybe to wasted and you want to rest. Check out the Urinal Headrest! Rest your head and piss at the same time!

Are you a fat slob? Tried every died out there and nothing works? Check out the anti-eating face mask! Comes in various colors and you can accessorize!

Check out the whole list at 15 Most Bizarre Patents

How many mushrooms do you want to rape? Would you like beer with that?

I swear, it’s just like this! I used to have one.

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You may at first be appalled by this but remember, if it was popular once, it will be popular again.

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You know you’re the bosses fav’ when you get this desk space.

Hey, they may not have given me much elbow room but at least they didn’t stick me in a box. Although it kinda sucks that every time they have to put paper in the printer, my chair gets a little lower.

I don’t think I have this problem.