Posts Tagged ‘humor’

lucky00
Everytime you see an ugly guy with some smoking hot chick you wonder why she even pays attention to the guy. Then you realize they dude is probably loaded with cash. But what happens when the girl probably has more money than the guy? WTF!

 

Some examples include:

Hef3Good ‘ol Hef. The guy may have been a looker in 1960 but now hes pushing 80. Maybe the girls want to get their 15 min of fame and get on the D-list of reality show stars but if I was a woman I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-ft pole

 

 

TrumpAnother fine example is Donald Trump. He and his “real” hair get some of the hottest pootang out there. Considering he’s probably broke with the real estate crash, how does he continue to get those beautiful women?

 

 

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We see them every day. Billboards cover the landscape along roadways and buildings throughout the world and most of the time they’re about as exciting as the blank backgrounds they cover.

Every once in a while however, there are a few diamonds in the rough that might actually make you laugh. These instances are few and far between but when you see them you can definitely appreciate them. Here’s a few of our favorites. Enjoy.

 

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You all remember this, right?
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Too far, or not far enough?
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Lasers - You may think Star Wars or Star Trek.. wait no that’s phasors, but lasers are cool, right? They are everywhere in our daily lives but not exactly in the way we see them in the Sci-Fi flicks. Super markets, Pointers & Cops Laser guns.
Eyes - But just like your mom told you not to look into the laser or you’ll go blind! Well it’s a bit different, but Lasik seems to have change this dangerous combination into something of a wonderful break through in technology called: LASIK
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Milk - Does the body good, or that’s what the TV tells me anywho. I always had sinus problems when I drank milk, but the kid next door got big and strong and beat the living snot out of me almost everyday! Oh well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
Bacteria - ..ew grose, but really it can be good for us and helpful in many ways. Such as something we can, or at least SHOULD, all love: Cheese
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This makes sense, too young to help with the rent so earn your keep!

You are probably working too much if you need one of these.