Morbidly Obese Scary MoFo’s

By FrigginRandom on July 20th, 2009 in Articles | Comments

This dude is doing his best to be ready for the zombie apocalypse, but I somehow doubt that he can aim very well without his stubby little arms getting in the way. That won’t be an issue for long though, as he will be making up for all the lack of exercise when he has six hundred undead chasing his fat ass down.

Gothopotamus’s cousin…. and she ain’t happy ’bout ya’ll making fun of her relatives.

Speaking about relatives, here we have a couple of family photos. Someone forgot to water this family tree.

Why so angry?
Is it because your parents didn’t love you when you where a baby, or is it because you ate them?

Dear god, I hope you are just fat and not pregnant. Actually, I seriously doubt that anyone would get that close to you. But I’m sure that you’re a beautiful person on the inside. lol

You have problem expressing your feelings, don’t you?