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Thin Walls in NYC

By FrigginRandom on February 14th, 2010 in Articles | Comments

Two-thirds of New York City residents have heard their neighbors bumpin’ and grindin’ next door says the New York Post. According to the survey, the most common sounds heard through the walls were thumping (60 percent), moaning (56 percent), screaming (28 percent) and “other” (23 percent). I just want to know what falls under the “other” category. Maybe growling, meowing, I mean, who knows, it is NYC after all.

The solution… I say when you hear your neighbors pounding away at each other, challenge them. See who could be louder. Try putting on some tambourines and maybe put a bass drum behind the headboard.

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Dirty Sanchez

By FrigginRandom on December 19th, 2009 in Images | Comments

According to the urban dictionary, A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.
Usage: That bitch was so skanky, she didnt even mind that I gave her a dirty snachez!

This seems typical of Jets fans.

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Hot Chicks Ugly Dudes

By FrigginRandom on November 30th, 2009 in Articles | Comments

Everytime you see an ugly guy with some smoking hot chick you wonder why she even pays attention to the guy. Then you realize they dude is probably loaded with cash. But what happens when the girl probably has more money than the guy? WTF!

Some examples include:

Good ‘ol Hef. The guy may have been a looker in 1960 but now hes pushing 80. Maybe the girls want to get their 15 min of fame and get on the D-list of reality show stars but if I was a woman I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-ft pole

Another fine example is Donald Trump. He and his “real” hair get some of the hottest pootang out there. Considering he’s probably broke with the real estate crash, how does he continue to get those beautiful women?

Megan Fox Lifts Her Leg Over Her Head In Her Underwear

By FrigginRandom on November 21st, 2009 in Articles | Comments

Megan Fox does a hot expose` for the NY Times Magazine. In the piece, she says women think she’s slutty because they are jealous. On top of that She also imparted this tidbit of wisdom recently to Cosmo, about the power of that vagina of hers:

“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

Well Megan, only if its your vagina and/or the woman looks like you.

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