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10 Worst Guys in the Urinal Next To You
By FrigginRandom on December 16th, 2009 in Articles | Comments
10 Worst Guys in the Urinal Next To You
During the course of the day at work or in the evening when you’ve had a few in you, you’ve visited the bathroom. In that man’s bathroom you’ll find the urinal. The urinal is a strange place where you see all kinds of weird crap. But the most interesting thing is the people, not the stuff you find in it, though that in itself is worth writing about.
There are 10 kinds of people you will meet at the urinal, and it’s likely you’ve seen it all or you are one of those guys.
There is the No Hands Guy. You will find this type at work most likely but occasionally at your local bar or pub.
The Leaner. This is the guy you can barely stand on his own.
The Multi-Tasker. This kind is more prevalent at work. Always on a blackberry texting, of talking on the phone. He may also be a No Hands Guy so that he can multi-task even more.
The Wasted Guy. This is what you would find after a long night in Vegas. Likely pissing in Caesars Palace fountain, barely alive.
The Guy who compares. This guy is a looker, not gay but wants to make sure his junk is of equal or greater size.
The Talker. These guys pull up next to you and start chatting away about things you don’t care about.
The Super Reliever. This guy is the one who pisses for about 5 min because it seems like he hasn’t gone in a week.
The Observer. Usually whistling looking around like he was in a museum looking at the Mona Lisa.
The sleeper. This guy is about 1 second away from passing out. Usually swaying back to the point where you think hes about to fall over.
The Shy Guy. Looks straight ahead at the tiles, occasionally down. Stands so close to the urinal his junk touches the porcelain.
Top 10 funny porno titles
10. A Beautiful Behind
9. Womb Raider
8. Schindler’s Fist
7. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
6. Glad he ate her
5. Driving Into Miss Daisy
4. Riding Miss Daisy
3. Batman in Robin
2. Blowjob Impossible
1. Dyke Hard
Twitterholic.com roams the twitter universe, reading line after line of useless information like, “i am eating a sanwich, nom nom nom,” and after doing some uber geek stats compiles a list of twitterholics. Since here at FR was have nothing better to do, we put together a picture list of the top 10 for your enjoyment.
10. Oprah Winfrey
Bio: Live Your Best Life
Followers: 2,444,664 Friends: 17
Oprah peddles her bookclub in 140 characters or less.
9. Barrak Obama
Bio: 44th President of the United States
Followers: 2,469,112 Friends: 753,165
Complicated healthcare reform, one tweet at a time.
8. John Mayer
Bio: Recording/Sandwich Artist
Followers: 2,475,571 Friends: 71
Girls love this guy, why? I don’t know.
7. Ryan Seacrest
Bio: Get official tweets from Ryan and his producers about the radio shows, American Idol and breaking news from Hollywood!
Followers: 2,493,029 Friends: 124
High-five a blind guy!
6. Twitter
Bio: Always wondering what everyone’s doing.
Followers: 2,547,445 Friends:62
Twitter follows itself!
5. Kim Kardashian
Bio: Armenian Princess
Followers: 2,547,900 Friends: 64
Make a homemade porno, become famous!
4. CNN
Bio: CNN.com is among the world’s leaders in online news and information delivery.
Followers: 2,793,059 Friends: 17
Chasing down ground breaking stories that will change our lives… like Balloon Boy.
3. Britney Spears
Bio: Yes! This is the real Britney Spears! We’ve got updates from her team, her website and yes, even Britney herself!
Followers: 3,584,060 Friends: 431,583
Yes, Britney may even post a tweet!
2. Ellen Degeneres
Bio: Find Ellen’s monologue, celebrity photos and videos, games, giveaways, how to get tickets and more on The Ellen Show website.
Followers: 3,591,281 Friends: 610
Lesbianism at its finest.
AND #1 is…drum roll please…
1. Ashton Kutcher
Bio: I make stuff, actually I make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.
Followers: 3,860,073 Friends:254
Douchbag
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