Twitterholic.com roams the twitter universe, reading line after line of useless information like, “i am eating a sanwich, nom nom nom,” and after doing some uber geek stats compiles a list of twitterholics.  Since here at FR was have nothing better to do, we put together a picture list of the top 10 for your enjoyment.

10. Oprah Winfrey
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Bio: Live Your Best Life
Followers: 2,444,664 Friends: 17

 Oprah peddles her bookclub in 140 characters or less.

 

9. Barrak Obama
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Bio: 44th President of the United States
Followers: 2,469,112 Friends: 753,165

 Complicated healthcare reform, one tweet at a time.

 

8. John Mayer
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Bio: Recording/Sandwich Artist
Followers: 2,475,571 Friends: 71

 Girls love this guy, why? I don’t know.

 

7. Ryan Seacrest
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Bio: Get official tweets from Ryan and his producers about the radio shows, American Idol and breaking news from Hollywood!
Followers: 2,493,029 Friends: 124

 High-five a blind guy!

 6. Twitter
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Bio: Always wondering what everyone’s doing.
Followers: 2,547,445 Friends:62

 Twitter follows itself!

 

5. Kim Kardashian
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Bio: Armenian Princess
Followers: 2,547,900 Friends: 64

 Make a homemade porno, become famous!

 

4. CNN
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Bio: CNN.com is among the world’s leaders in online news and information delivery.
Followers: 2,793,059 Friends: 17

 Chasing down ground breaking stories that will change our lives… like Balloon Boy.

 
3. Britney Spears
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Bio: Yes! This is the real Britney Spears! We’ve got updates from her team, her website and yes, even Britney herself!
Followers: 3,584,060 Friends: 431,583

 Yes, Britney may even post a tweet!

 

2. Ellen Degeneres
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Bio: Find Ellen’s monologue, celebrity photos and videos, games, giveaways, how to get tickets and more on The Ellen Show website.
Followers: 3,591,281 Friends: 610

 Lesbianism at its finest.

 

AND #1 is…drum roll please…

1. Ashton Kutcher
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Bio: I make stuff, actually I make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.
Followers: 3,860,073 Friends:254
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  • foxieee
    wow i never knew Asia was a country or it had a president
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